Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Traffic Light - Part II

Now that we've developed a radical new system for handling those traffic lights, we'd better talk about driver responsibility. At some point in our lives we'll find ourselves stopped at a red light (well, those of us on the new system will, some die-hards will no doubt stick the old "Go Fastest" philosophy) and occasionally we may find ourselves at the front of the line waiting for a green. I would like to nominate a new position for these people that I'll call "the light captain".

You see, Mr/Ms Light Captain has a very important responsibility as the leader of our little line of cars. It is they who must be ready for that light to change and lead out by going on green (that can even be our slogan - "go on green!"). So Mr/Ms Light Captain, stop fiddling with that stereo, put down that lipstick, hang up that phone, and stop talking with your friend in the back seat. You must watch that light and help us all by setting a new standard for traffic signal efficiency - Go on Green!

2 comments:

Wendy said...

Honey,

This is why I married you. You are freaking hilarious! I nominate you for Mr. Light Captain for life!

"The Landlord" said...

I love this blog jacob! keep it up!